Serve up some unapologetically inappropriate humor with this hilariously bold tee! Featuring the phrase “I’m Fat Because Every Time I F*** Your Dad, He Makes Me a Sandwich,” accented with two tiny sandwich illustrations, this design is made for anyone who loves outrageous jokes, shock value, and getting a reaction.
Printed on a comfortable Gildan unisex tee and available in a variety of colors.
• Classic unisex fit • Sizes S–5X • Multiple shirt colors available • Bold, adults-only humor • Perfect for parties, casual outings, gag gifts, or your funniest friend
Please select your preferred shirt color and size when ordering. Consult the size chart for your desired fit. Design colors may appear slightly different depending on the selected shirt color and your screen settings.
Size guide
S
M
L
XL
2XL
3XL
4XL
5XL
A) Length (cm)
71.1
73.7
76.2
78.7
81.3
83.8
86
89
B) Width (cm)
91.4
101.6
111.8
122
132
142.2
152
162
B) Half Chest (cm)
45.7
50.8
55.9
61
66
71.1
76
81
S
M
L
XL
2XL
3XL
4XL
5XL
A) Length (inches)
28
29
30
31
32
33
33.9
35
B) Width (inches)
36
40
44
48
52
56
59.8
63.8
B) Half Chest (inches)
18
20
22
24
26
28
29.9
31.9
Care Instructions
General
The tee combines comfort, style, and durability, making it a top choice for both everyday wear and craft projects.
Wash
Maintain the tee's look and feel by washing it in cold water with similar colors.
Dry
Tumble dry low or hang dry to preserve the fabric integrity and print quality.
Store
Ideal for retail and online stores looking for a high-quality, customizable tee that supports ethical manufacturing practices
